Seriously!

So we were sitting in Church Sunday when Doug noticed some bumps on Paisley. I was almost positive they were bug bites from all the chiggers and bugs out here. Sad but true! We go running in the mornings so I was thinking that's where she must be getting them! Don't worry I've been covering her up better since then. Anyways, Doug is freaking out thinking they are chicken pox and we didn't want other people to get worried, especially if we took her to nursery so we came home early. We searched the web for chicken pox and she doesn't have any of the symptoms and they do not look like chicken pox. We checked her room for bed bugs, tearing her whole crib apart and washing everything. To my relief we found nothing so we went back to the idea of the bugs on the run in the morning because I know I even get bit then too. Anyways.....Doug sees the butter sitting out and asked if I left it out overnight. I tell him yes and he immediately starts making fun of me, teasing me that I've been so good to the bugs feeding them and all so of course they would come. He then starts to say how selfish I've been by keeping it on the counter. Couldn't I at least put it where the can get to it quicker? Hardy har har! I continue to clean Paisley's room and when I walk out of her bedroom I find this.....

 Doug obviously took his joke to a whole new level and we probably laughed for the next hour!
Well, after laughing we find Paisley in the kitchen playing with it. I was too busy laughing that I forgot to pick it up! Whoops! Luckily the damage was minimal.